General muse test - you pick the RP/setting, I'll run with it!

[neurosis_library]

[WARNING: This post contains spoilers for chapter 2 of Dangan Ronpa.]

-1-


[The scenario: Something unimportant! You're out somewhere at least semi-public, getting some relaxation in. Possibly coincidentally, Touko is there, too.]



[No particular conversation is going on. You're not really even interacting at all. However, Touko seems to be getting increasingly agitated.]



[When suddenly,]

Argh! Stop looking at me that way!


-2-
[You have just been dragged into some sort of antics, involving yourself, Touko, and some mutual acquaintance. Someone Sasuke-esque; a real fabulous prettyboy deadbeat with no social skills. He just finished being an aloof asshole at Touko before striding off to go angst dramatically on a cliffside or some shit.]



[This is probably not a healthy reaction.]

Okay, be honest with me here. What do you think about me and him? He's so... dignified! And mysterious!



Do you think he ignored everything I said because he's the type who can't properly express himself around the one he loves? It's okay, I don't need words of encouragement! I'm hardly worthy to be crushed beneath his feet!


-3-
[Same as above prompt, right up through that first icon!]

He's so... ah... ahh...

[Suddenly, Touko sneezes! The sneeze, alarmingly, is accompanied by...]



[...a transformation.]

...so FUCKING HOT!

Holy fuck, that total asshole attitude of his is such a turn-on it makes me want to go on a killing spree!



I can't wait to get him alone and really go to work! They're gonna award me the Nobel Fucking Prize for the stabbing I've got in store for this bastard!



[She... is she breaking into song? Oh my god, she's breaking into song.]

♫ THE HIIILLS ARE ALIIIIIIVE... WITH THE SOOOUND OF MUUUUURDEEEERRRRRR! ♫

Comments

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[all_onis_are_true]

*He looks up from his book, startled.*

Huh?

[neurosis_library]

Don't play dumb with me! I can just feel the disdain radiating off of you. You're practically fed up with sharing a room with me already, aren't you?

[all_onis_are_true]

*He looks around, trying to confirm she is, in fact, talking to him. Yep. Nobody else in here.*

I apologize if I came off as somehow rude, but... excuse me? I wasn't even talking to you.

[neurosis_library]

No, but you were thinking it! I should know, I have plenty of experience being looked down on.

[all_onis_are_true]

I'm so glad to hear your great psychic powers are discerning my emotions for me even before I know what they are myself. Truly helpful.

Now see, THAT'S mocking. What I WAS doing was reading. How on Earth could you possibly know I'm looking down on you when I wasn't even looking AT you?

[neurosis_library]

Haven't you ever pointedly looked away from someone because they were so unpleasant that you couldn't look them in the eye without wanting to vomit?

[all_onis_are_true]

Not... to my recollection? Aren't you kind of projecting on me?

[neurosis_library]

Fine, but NOW you're looking down on me, right?!

[all_onis_are_true]

If only because I'm not entirely convinced you're not completely out of your MIND. Do you do this to everybody you meet for the first time?

3, sorry!

[gogoghostpowers]

[what.






what.]

You, uh... you might wanna calm down a bit.

[neurosis_library]

Oh look, all of a sudden the Incredible Pubescent Corpse has opinions!

[gogoghostpowers]

[did...did she just...oh man, she did! She called him pubescent! As in, going through puberty! As in, (sort of kind of) a real man!

If she weren't singing about killing people, he thinks they could be friends.]

Okay, the flattery's appreciated, but seriously. Speaking as a dead guy, I'm pretty sure you don't respond to your crush by killing him. Or anyone else, for that matter.

[neurosis_library]

Hey, why not? It's always worked in the past!

[gogoghostpowers]

...Uh.

How many times have you done this in the past, exactly?

[neurosis_library]

Whoa there, Dannykins! Do I really look like the kind of person who has time to keep track of little details like how many people I've murdered?

[gogoghostpowers]

Soooo, a lot of people. Ooookay, then.

...Now wait, hold on. Remind me again, why are you trying to kill people, exactly?

[He's hoping that asking these questions is is the path of least carnage.]

[neurosis_library]

Well, you see, it all factors into my long, tragic backstory, which would be worth at least an entire chapter of flashbacks, except that OH WAIT, I JUST FUCKING LOVE KILLING PRETTYBOYS, IT IS THE HOTTEST THING EVER.

[gogoghostpowers]

Definitely a 'yikes.'

Okay, but you know what's better than killing prettyboys? Going to see a movie with them! Or, hanging out with them at the park. Or the mall.

Or anything, really, so long as it doesn't involve sharp pointy things or anything nasty like that.

[neurosis_library]

Stop oppressing my form of artistic expression, bigot!

[gogoghostpowers]

What? I-I--what?!

[HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT WORD MEANS]

[neurosis_library]

I'm no ORDINARY serial killer. Every one of my crimes is a work of art! If you're telling me to stop, you might as well be telling me to stop breathing!

[gogoghostpowers]

Hey, what's wrong with not breathing?

[neurosis_library]

Yeah, how does this whole living dead thing work. If I crucified you using scissors, would you feel anything? Do you even have blood?

[gogoghostpowers]

Well, yeah, it's not like just because I'm dead I can't feel anything. What, are you trying to say that just because we're not alive, we don't have feelings and anyone can do anything to us?

And of course I have blood! Well--technically it's ectoplasm, but it works the same way, mostly. ...I think.

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[yougotthatwrong]

["Why am I here again? Oh right, to ask her about something...!"]

U-um... Fukawa-san..

[neurosis_library]

Damn it! You're thinking about how pathetic I am, aren't you?

[yougotthatwrong]

What- No! I'm here to ask you about something...!

["Ah... she seems to be in a strange mood again..."]

[neurosis_library]

Fine. I'll believe you. This time. But it's not because I especially trust you, okay?

[yougotthatwrong]

[Well, who knows how long this moment's gonna last so-]

Did you happen to see a FZ-443 form with my name on it somewhere?

[neurosis_library]

As if I can keep any of the forms in this place straight. Are you sure you didn't accidentally flush it down the toilet?

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[dragonraging]

[Wagner goes from disdain to seething fury in an eyeblink.]

You overstep your bounds, human child. The head of the Shadow Knight is mine to take!

[neurosis_library]

Ooh, sorry for trying to make the murdermoves on your boyfriend! How about a threesome?

[dragonraging]

[ENRAGED BELLOW.]

How dare you! My heart holds nothing but hatred for that bloodthirsty villain! You and your lewd ways have no place in my plans for revenge!

[neurosis_library]

Listen, jalapeño breath, Oswald deserves more than being roasted alive! Someone like him needs some artistry in their death, and it's pretty clear that only one of us is up to the job.

[dragonraging]

He deserves nothing more than the most painful, ignoble fate imaginable! I'll see his body charred and rent beyond all recognition, so that he may never rise again! His rotting corpse will find all the artistry it can bear in the depths of the Netherworld!

[neurosis_library]

If you send Ozzie to the Netherworld, then I am SO crawling down there just to give him a properly excruciating sending-off.

[dragonraging]

'Twould be a fitting home for you.

[His tone's still in default spitting rage. It's unclear whether that was a compliment or a threat.]

[neurosis_library]

Then it's settled! You kill the shit out of Oswald, I stab my way into hell to kill him again, then I write OzWagner hurt/comfort fic all the way home!

[dragonraging]

At last, you see reason. We have a bargain, little human, but you must NEVER tell me what hurt/comfort fic is.

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[rocket_prince]

[Silver glances at her very, very briefly before returning to his scientific magazine about Pokemon.]


Okay.

[neurosis_library]

[...]

I mean... you can, if you really want to. It's not like anyone else cares what I have to say. Fine. Do whatever you want.

[rocket_prince]

Alright, thanks.

[Glance at Pokegear. Become lost in thought about idiot best friend's refusal to be within half an hour of "on time" even when the meetup is his idea. Yawn.]

[neurosis_library]

[......]

...Even if you really do hate me, that's fine, too. I probably did something to deserve it. I've done a lot of bad things.

[rocket_prince]

Right. Me too.


[Well, he's not lying. Just baaaaaaaaaarely paying attention on some level now.]

[neurosis_library]

Y-You probably did interesting bad things though! With justifications, and stuff. I'm just boring and ugly and unpleasant.

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[thedarkheir]

(...what is it called? Masochism tango? It's going to end badly for someone)

uh... maybe it's because I'm a guy, I didn't really notice.

[neurosis_library]

I'll take it! Your lack of experience means you can't deny that I've got a chance here.