General muse test - you pick the RP/setting, I'll run with it!

[neurosis_library]

[WARNING: This post contains spoilers for chapter 2 of Dangan Ronpa.]

-1-


[The scenario: Something unimportant! You're out somewhere at least semi-public, getting some relaxation in. Possibly coincidentally, Touko is there, too.]



[No particular conversation is going on. You're not really even interacting at all. However, Touko seems to be getting increasingly agitated.]



[When suddenly,]

Argh! Stop looking at me that way!


-2-
[You have just been dragged into some sort of antics, involving yourself, Touko, and some mutual acquaintance. Someone Sasuke-esque; a real fabulous prettyboy deadbeat with no social skills. He just finished being an aloof asshole at Touko before striding off to go angst dramatically on a cliffside or some shit.]



[This is probably not a healthy reaction.]

Okay, be honest with me here. What do you think about me and him? He's so... dignified! And mysterious!



Do you think he ignored everything I said because he's the type who can't properly express himself around the one he loves? It's okay, I don't need words of encouragement! I'm hardly worthy to be crushed beneath his feet!


-3-
[Same as above prompt, right up through that first icon!]

He's so... ah... ahh...

[Suddenly, Touko sneezes! The sneeze, alarmingly, is accompanied by...]



[...a transformation.]

...so FUCKING HOT!

Holy fuck, that total asshole attitude of his is such a turn-on it makes me want to go on a killing spree!



I can't wait to get him alone and really go to work! They're gonna award me the Nobel Fucking Prize for the stabbing I've got in store for this bastard!



[She... is she breaking into song? Oh my god, she's breaking into song.]

♫ THE HIIILLS ARE ALIIIIIIVE... WITH THE SOOOUND OF MUUUUURDEEEERRRRRR! ♫

Comments

[gogoghostpowers]

[did...did she just...oh man, she did! She called him pubescent! As in, going through puberty! As in, (sort of kind of) a real man!

If she weren't singing about killing people, he thinks they could be friends.]

Okay, the flattery's appreciated, but seriously. Speaking as a dead guy, I'm pretty sure you don't respond to your crush by killing him. Or anyone else, for that matter.

[neurosis_library]

Hey, why not? It's always worked in the past!

[gogoghostpowers]

...Uh.

How many times have you done this in the past, exactly?

[neurosis_library]

Whoa there, Dannykins! Do I really look like the kind of person who has time to keep track of little details like how many people I've murdered?

[gogoghostpowers]

Soooo, a lot of people. Ooookay, then.

...Now wait, hold on. Remind me again, why are you trying to kill people, exactly?

[He's hoping that asking these questions is is the path of least carnage.]

[neurosis_library]

Well, you see, it all factors into my long, tragic backstory, which would be worth at least an entire chapter of flashbacks, except that OH WAIT, I JUST FUCKING LOVE KILLING PRETTYBOYS, IT IS THE HOTTEST THING EVER.

[gogoghostpowers]

Definitely a 'yikes.'

Okay, but you know what's better than killing prettyboys? Going to see a movie with them! Or, hanging out with them at the park. Or the mall.

Or anything, really, so long as it doesn't involve sharp pointy things or anything nasty like that.

[neurosis_library]

Stop oppressing my form of artistic expression, bigot!

[gogoghostpowers]

What? I-I--what?!

[HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT WORD MEANS]

[neurosis_library]

I'm no ORDINARY serial killer. Every one of my crimes is a work of art! If you're telling me to stop, you might as well be telling me to stop breathing!

[gogoghostpowers]

Hey, what's wrong with not breathing?

[neurosis_library]

Yeah, how does this whole living dead thing work. If I crucified you using scissors, would you feel anything? Do you even have blood?

[gogoghostpowers]

Well, yeah, it's not like just because I'm dead I can't feel anything. What, are you trying to say that just because we're not alive, we don't have feelings and anyone can do anything to us?

And of course I have blood! Well--technically it's ectoplasm, but it works the same way, mostly. ...I think.