General muse test - you pick the RP/setting, I'll run with it!

[neurosis_library]

[WARNING: This post contains spoilers for chapter 2 of Dangan Ronpa.]

-1-


[The scenario: Something unimportant! You're out somewhere at least semi-public, getting some relaxation in. Possibly coincidentally, Touko is there, too.]



[No particular conversation is going on. You're not really even interacting at all. However, Touko seems to be getting increasingly agitated.]



[When suddenly,]

Argh! Stop looking at me that way!


-2-
[You have just been dragged into some sort of antics, involving yourself, Touko, and some mutual acquaintance. Someone Sasuke-esque; a real fabulous prettyboy deadbeat with no social skills. He just finished being an aloof asshole at Touko before striding off to go angst dramatically on a cliffside or some shit.]



[This is probably not a healthy reaction.]

Okay, be honest with me here. What do you think about me and him? He's so... dignified! And mysterious!



Do you think he ignored everything I said because he's the type who can't properly express himself around the one he loves? It's okay, I don't need words of encouragement! I'm hardly worthy to be crushed beneath his feet!


-3-
[Same as above prompt, right up through that first icon!]

He's so... ah... ahh...

[Suddenly, Touko sneezes! The sneeze, alarmingly, is accompanied by...]



[...a transformation.]

...so FUCKING HOT!

Holy fuck, that total asshole attitude of his is such a turn-on it makes me want to go on a killing spree!



I can't wait to get him alone and really go to work! They're gonna award me the Nobel Fucking Prize for the stabbing I've got in store for this bastard!



[She... is she breaking into song? Oh my god, she's breaking into song.]

♫ THE HIIILLS ARE ALIIIIIIVE... WITH THE SOOOUND OF MUUUUURDEEEERRRRRR! ♫

Comments

[neurosis_library]

Ooh, sorry for trying to make the murdermoves on your boyfriend! How about a threesome?

[dragonraging]

[ENRAGED BELLOW.]

How dare you! My heart holds nothing but hatred for that bloodthirsty villain! You and your lewd ways have no place in my plans for revenge!

[neurosis_library]

Listen, jalapeño breath, Oswald deserves more than being roasted alive! Someone like him needs some artistry in their death, and it's pretty clear that only one of us is up to the job.

[dragonraging]

He deserves nothing more than the most painful, ignoble fate imaginable! I'll see his body charred and rent beyond all recognition, so that he may never rise again! His rotting corpse will find all the artistry it can bear in the depths of the Netherworld!

[neurosis_library]

If you send Ozzie to the Netherworld, then I am SO crawling down there just to give him a properly excruciating sending-off.

[dragonraging]

'Twould be a fitting home for you.

[His tone's still in default spitting rage. It's unclear whether that was a compliment or a threat.]

[neurosis_library]

Then it's settled! You kill the shit out of Oswald, I stab my way into hell to kill him again, then I write OzWagner hurt/comfort fic all the way home!

[dragonraging]

At last, you see reason. We have a bargain, little human, but you must NEVER tell me what hurt/comfort fic is.