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itsaboxstravaganza2013-09-15 06:14 pm
steinsgatehaschosen) wrote in itsaboxstravaganza2013-09-15 06:14 pm
EL PSY CONGROO
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[Upon getting a phone call from you! Could be the first time you've called him, could be the fiftieth, doesn't really matter. Without so much as a hello:]
I don't know who you are or how you got this number, but as soon as I find out who's been leaking my secrets to The Organization, every single member of my army of assassins will be mobilized to hunt the traitor down!
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Well, it looks like it's come down to a fight, one way or another - either for stupid reasons or serious reasons, but honestly probably stupid ones. Knowing that he's well out of his league against anyone with actual combat prowess, Okabe lets out a sudden cry of pain and clutches his right arm, his face twisted in mad concentration.
"Rrghh... no! Not now! Calm thyself, O demonic right arm of mine! If I release the seal now, then your wrath will turn the streets of Locke City into rivers of blood!"
He looks up at his foe. "Quick, I beg of you, run! Before I'm forced to do something dreadful!"
He's never shown any signs of having supernatural powers before now, but in Locke City, who can ever be really sure?
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[Text, after a certain echo, public.]
Imagine that you had the ability to send a single, brief message back in time. It doesn't need to be to you, but you can't control how the recipient reacts to it, and afterwards, only you would remember the state of the original timeline where the message wasn't sent.
What would you say?
[Upon getting a phone call from you! Could be the first time you've called him, could be the fiftieth, doesn't really matter. Without so much as a hello:]
I don't know who you are or how you got this number, but as soon as I find out who's been leaking my secrets to The Organization, every single member of my army of assassins will be mobilized to hunt the traitor down!
-2-
Well, it looks like it's come down to a fight, one way or another - either for stupid reasons or serious reasons, but honestly probably stupid ones. Knowing that he's well out of his league against anyone with actual combat prowess, Okabe lets out a sudden cry of pain and clutches his right arm, his face twisted in mad concentration.
"Rrghh... no! Not now! Calm thyself, O demonic right arm of mine! If I release the seal now, then your wrath will turn the streets of Locke City into rivers of blood!"
He looks up at his foe. "Quick, I beg of you, run! Before I'm forced to do something dreadful!"
He's never shown any signs of having supernatural powers before now, but in Locke City, who can ever be really sure?
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[Text, after a certain echo, public.]
Imagine that you had the ability to send a single, brief message back in time. It doesn't need to be to you, but you can't control how the recipient reacts to it, and afterwards, only you would remember the state of the original timeline where the message wasn't sent.
What would you say?
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lol
it's hard to take 'moron' as a serious insult when it's coming from some retard who thinks he's king arthur, getting ready to pull the mighty "calibur" sword out of the clenched anus of some unwitting noobs who might actually get their feefees hurt by that ~scathing~ comment.
but to answer your question, it's meant for anyone who comes across it and actually believes it. if they think it's serious, then they don't deserve to reproduce anyway!
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unless you like the idea of all of us still shitting into giant craters and pissing in our drinking water. you sick, perverted fuck.
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doesn't mean that it'll actually stop anything from happening.
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