Davery, Part 2

[american_tanuki]

[The scene: Some fuckin' party. The time: Past midnight, probably. The place: The couch. The Sara: Even more high than she usually gets at parties.]

Have you ever noticed that people only talk about how lame a party is when they're trying to impress someone? What are you even supposed to say if you wind up at a genuinely disappointing party? They're the only thing you can't complain about without sounding like you're flirting with someone.