St. Augustus Academy test drive

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Welcome to St. Augustus Academy for Gifted Youths!

This is a test drive for the PSL. The basic info is here - if you're interested at all, drop a few characters below, along with some basic AU info and maybe a prompt or two, and thread around like crazy.

Prompt A: The New Kid. Welcome to your new home! The buildings are fancy, and the people are strange. Time to unpack, take a look around, meet your new roommate, and whatever else might happen on day 1.

Prompt B: Class Time. Classes at SAA can be... a little odd. Some of them are perfectly ordinary, but some of them are taught by serious weirdos, and if you know certain secret truths, you might end up in classes to refine skills that no other school will teach...

Prompt C: The Big Secret. You just discovered SAA's shocking secret: Most of your new friends are secretly wizards, psychics, superheroes, magical girls, and monsters. The rabbit hole is deep, and filled with dorks. Enjoy your stay.

Prompt D: Contract Duel. It doesn't take much motivation to get a Duel off the ground in this place. All you need is two people with powers and the flimsiest excuse. Time to set the stakes, leap into a surreal mindscape battlefield, and beat the shit out of each other until someone agrees to do the dishes!

Prompt E: Student and Teacher. Time for some one-on-one time with one of the exciting and eccentric faculty. Maybe you need to ask them for something. Maybe they need to berate you about something. No matter what happens, it will probably be weird and vaguely ominous!

Prompt F: Wildcard. Boarding school life is full of all sorts of bizarre nonsense, especially when it's with a bunch of psychic monster wizards. Don't ask me to make all of it up for you! Just make something up and see what happens.