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itsaboxstravaganza2013-07-03 07:53 pm
philosophicalzombie) wrote in itsaboxstravaganza2013-07-03 07:53 pm
Voice test
-1-
[The mecha hangar! In some kind of RP setting that has a mecha hangar, or at least somewhere where mechs hang out.]
[A girl seems to have wandered in and is now in the middle of a spirited and apparently one-sided conversation with one of the mechs. Maybe it's yours. The mech is just standing there, as mechs tend to do when nobody is piloting them.]
[She doesn't seem to have noticed you. Eavesdrop? Interrogate?]
-2-
[For any character with an even slightly androgynous voice. Appearance unrelated.]
Excuse me!
We have known each other for a while now, and... uh. I have a question.
Please don't be offended by my question. It is not because any part of you is hard to understand, okay? Okay.
Are you a boy or a girl?
-3-
[In the aftermath of some kind of gruesome event! Your character was grievously wounded, to the point of losing consciousness, in whatever kind of battle or crisis occurred. Now, when you regain consciousness, something seems wrong.]
[Oh, that's it. Your body is scattered in pieces all over the floor. You are in such a state of disassembly that you can't move properly. And yet, there is no blood, no pain, and all your bodily systems seem to be working correctly. Even if your head isn't attached to your body (leaving the extent of the disassembly to player discretion), you can still breath and talk normally.]
[Yukari waves as you wake up. She is holding a screwdriver in one had and a pair of pliers in the other.]
Oh, good, you're awake!
Don't worry, everything's fine. I'll have you fixed in no time at all.
[The mecha hangar! In some kind of RP setting that has a mecha hangar, or at least somewhere where mechs hang out.]
[A girl seems to have wandered in and is now in the middle of a spirited and apparently one-sided conversation with one of the mechs. Maybe it's yours. The mech is just standing there, as mechs tend to do when nobody is piloting them.]
[She doesn't seem to have noticed you. Eavesdrop? Interrogate?]
-2-
[For any character with an even slightly androgynous voice. Appearance unrelated.]
Excuse me!
We have known each other for a while now, and... uh. I have a question.
Please don't be offended by my question. It is not because any part of you is hard to understand, okay? Okay.
Are you a boy or a girl?
-3-
[In the aftermath of some kind of gruesome event! Your character was grievously wounded, to the point of losing consciousness, in whatever kind of battle or crisis occurred. Now, when you regain consciousness, something seems wrong.]
[Oh, that's it. Your body is scattered in pieces all over the floor. You are in such a state of disassembly that you can't move properly. And yet, there is no blood, no pain, and all your bodily systems seem to be working correctly. Even if your head isn't attached to your body (leaving the extent of the disassembly to player discretion), you can still breath and talk normally.]
[Yukari waves as you wake up. She is holding a screwdriver in one had and a pair of pliers in the other.]
Oh, good, you're awake!
Don't worry, everything's fine. I'll have you fixed in no time at all.
1
Oh, if it isn't a girl. She's about the age of his students.]
... Um. Miss. Exactly who are you talking to? Is there someone here that my naked eye can't see?
1/2
[Quick, think of a convincing lie!]
2/2
[That wasn't a lie at all, Yukari!]