Voice Test

[andthisgunifound]

Character info here.

Some possible thread prompts:

1. Fight VS Mercy. Early-canon Mari is the type to pull a gun on a defeated enemy and just shoot them. Maybe you don't like that! Let's have a confrontation about it. Alternately: Post-canon Mari is the reverse! If you want to gun down unarmed foes in cold blood, trust me, SHE GETS IT, but is also here to stop it.

2. Life on Earth-2. Life here is happier and safer, but that doesn't mean she's used to it. Sometimes that means she's stalking rooftops at night. Sometimes it means she's just pacing around anxiously like she's forgotten something but doesn't know what. Sometimes, mid-canon, it means waking up at 2AM and grabbing her gun in self-defense against some imagined threat. It's not like she LIKES being like this, but trauma is hard to deprogram.

3. Dumb Texting Threads. There can never be enough dumb texting threads.

4. Jamjar? Jamjar. There's a nice pile of prompts over here.

5. Use your imagination. If you use your imagination, you can go anywhere, even faster than a rocketship!!

Comments

[andthisgunifound]

[ This again? You're lucky this is AFTER Mari accepted that murder isn't the answer. ]

What a good idea. Tell me your location so I can come and congratulate you in person.

[decksgongiveittoya]

[ He's very lucky, but also, uh, he's flooded with texts right now. please wait warmly while he responds to all those other texts. directly to your phone.

but then-]

And that is why you should always eat your natto!

Also, I'm not telling you where you can find the GREAT ME, because that would just let the Magical Girls find me and fight my monster! Which would be funny, but that's not the point, the GREAT ME wants to not fight them and laugh at their misfortune!!!

[andthisgunifound]

Decker, shying away from a fight? That doesn't sound like you at all.
Why even have a monster if you aren't going to let it fight us?

[decksgongiveittoya]

[ If you guessed Decker would respond to that in less than 200 texts, you'd be wrong-but finally- ]

YOU WILL TASTE MY GREAT FIST but also I have a question about why the great boss of monsters that is I won't let magical girls fight my new monster!

This is because the GREAT ME can understand when one of my gang is a weenie, and that is okay! Not everyone is granted the ability to fight just because they're over 100 meters tall! If all you can do is what your boss asked you to do, then your boss should protect you!

AND I AM AN AMAZING BOSS!!!!!!! THE ABSOLUTE BEST!

[andthisgunifound]

Then how about you fight me instead? One on one, and if you lose, you take your monster and go crawling back home.

[decksgongiveittoya]

Fighting you before you destroy your phone out of sheer despair at ever getting any messages from anyone but THE GREAT ME is against the spirit of the plan, but you can always fight me down by the river!

[ He just sent that to everyone in town. ]

[andthisgunifound]

[Ah... well, I guess this means everyone else will show up. That's fine.]

I'll meet you at the river, then. Try not to get defeated by everyone else you just texted before I get there.

[decksgongiveittoya]

[ By the time she gets there, he's already laid out a couple of loudmouths and tough guys who thought they could thrown down with a Dark General. His minions, dozens of fools, hang from the nearby cell phone tower that...has a giant pompadour on it. And is leaning towards the river in a way that makes no sense at all if it's still just a cell phone tower. ]