What do you know about testrunning? Your hair doesn't even go up

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[[AU: Evie Russel, recent immigrant from north Ireland and high school student.]]


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[Network, video. A lunatic with an accent and a deck overlooking a backyard.]

Check it, ya jerks! I just had an echo pulse thingy about something I totally forgot I can do, and I'm gonna try it out! Get ready for jealous!

[With that intro out of the way, Evie LEAPS MAJESTICALLY off the edge of the deck, soaring into the air!]

[Right up until zero seconds into her flight, when gravity kicks in, and she disappears from view. Following this is the sound of a person colliding with lawn and a lot of obscenities.]

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[Action: McDonalds. Here's Evie, with a hamburger. Either with you, or just, you know, in the general vicinity.]

THIS IS WHY YER COUNTRY IS SO FAAAAT

[She's doing one of her things again.]

Lookit this place! Nobody could eat this every day without becoming a huge fatass! Wanna stop the obesity epidemic, then stop shoving this greasy crap in yer fat faces all day!

[She sits down, apparently having said her piece, and takes a bite out of her big mac.]

At least this tastes stupid good, or I'd be so mad that I was eatin' it.


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[Action: Math class. For the spiritually sensitive.]

[Evie's in the back row, quietly taking notes like a good student. However, invisible and inaudible to normal folks, there is a SECOND Evie in the room, and this one is just sort of floating around in the air and singing badly.]

Blah blah blah I'm gonna pop some taaags only got twenty dollars in my pockeeeeet I'm I'm a huntin', lookin' for a come-up, THIS IS FUCKING BORIIIIIING

[Zipping around the room, poking people in the head. Her finger goes through them, on account of being intangible.]

Boop. Boop. Boop. Boop. Boop. Boop. Boop. Boop. Boop.

Can anyone even see meeeee? Anyone magical in the roooom? Why do we gotta learn this junk, anyway?