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From Superbrothers: Sword and Sworcery
Jul. 28th, 2012 08:45 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
sworcerer-1-
[Hooray, the great wilderness! You're out in it, footing it along a goodish pace, either because of some super important quest or because hey, wilderness.]
[At the end of a particularly rough bit of hiking, you emerge to an incredible panorama! Mountains, waterfalls, vibrant forests, and a spectacular double rainbow, all the way across the goddamned sky. A true miracle of nature.]
[The Scythian seems to have an opinion about this spectacle.]
Rainbows suck ass.
-2-
[While the Scythian was out, you came across that huge tome she's always lugging around. What harm could a little peek do, eh?]
[The contents seem to mostly be weird, confusing meanderings, but there's one part that's particularly alarming. It starts with "What harm could a little peek do, eh?" and ends with what you're thinking at this moment. As you wonder how it's possible for a book to know what you're thinking, the book updates itself with a line about wondering how it's possible for a book to know what you're thinking.]
[The unnerving effect is interrupted by a cough from the doorway.]
So it would basically be super awesome if you could not tell anybody about that tome.
Also, if you would give it back right the hell asap.
-3- [text]
so this sworcerous sage dude is going all on about the long history of all these mystical orbs or whatever.
and i'm like, who ever listens to that stuff, amirite?
anyway it's some kind of crazy important save the world sort of quest.
i am putting together some kind of adventurous adventuring party to deal with it before things get positively apocalyptic.
your sweet skills would probably be useful for this.
are you free saturday?
[Hooray, the great wilderness! You're out in it, footing it along a goodish pace, either because of some super important quest or because hey, wilderness.]
[At the end of a particularly rough bit of hiking, you emerge to an incredible panorama! Mountains, waterfalls, vibrant forests, and a spectacular double rainbow, all the way across the goddamned sky. A true miracle of nature.]
[The Scythian seems to have an opinion about this spectacle.]
Rainbows suck ass.
-2-
[While the Scythian was out, you came across that huge tome she's always lugging around. What harm could a little peek do, eh?]
[The contents seem to mostly be weird, confusing meanderings, but there's one part that's particularly alarming. It starts with "What harm could a little peek do, eh?" and ends with what you're thinking at this moment. As you wonder how it's possible for a book to know what you're thinking, the book updates itself with a line about wondering how it's possible for a book to know what you're thinking.]
[The unnerving effect is interrupted by a cough from the doorway.]
So it would basically be super awesome if you could not tell anybody about that tome.
Also, if you would give it back right the hell asap.
-3- [text]
so this sworcerous sage dude is going all on about the long history of all these mystical orbs or whatever.
and i'm like, who ever listens to that stuff, amirite?
anyway it's some kind of crazy important save the world sort of quest.
i am putting together some kind of adventurous adventuring party to deal with it before things get positively apocalyptic.
your sweet skills would probably be useful for this.
are you free saturday?
